dorktastic moment

I bagged up some trash in my apartment, and noticed an hour later that the trash bag had been knocked over and some junk mail was falling out.

And then I had a thought that went something much like: "Uh-oh! Kitty at work!"

And then I made plans to move to the suburbs, gain thirty pounds, become a receptionist, and be mocked by The Onion for the rest of my life.