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January 16, 2007

if it were Snow White and the EIGHT dwarves, you'd have one called...

There is a new search engine for people over 50, called Cranky.

It lists only four results per page, targeted for the AARP set. Here's what people over 50 are most interested in right now:


Make new friends from home with arthritis sex!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Matt Penn said...

Hmmmmmn. Sex. Working from home. Starting one's own website or blog. Supplementing a fixed income. . .

Damnit, I knew I should have suspected that something was up when the woman who promised a "discreet call-back" purred into the phone, "Oooooh, it's sooooo. . .Excuse me a second, honey. . .JIGGLE THE HANDLE, MURRAY! I'M ON A CALL!" I'm such a stupid.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Savvy1007 said...

Proof is in the pudding, so to speak... Sex is more important than making new friends just like narcissism fuels the economy...

8:55 AM  

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