Tonight: shot through the heart, and you're to blame

I sent out some emails for tonight's show, but then as soon as I sent them I got Stickerbook's email and I liked theirs better, so I'm posting it here.

Tonight! Some of you may have had MLK day off today, in which case you should definitely see Stickerbook tonight.

You woke up around noon, and walked around your apartment all day in your underwear and drank milk out of the carton, itched yourself. So after you're done with that, it'll be around 6 pm and you'll say "What happened to the day?" and then you'll say "Oh Stickerbook is playing tonight. They are very refreshing. I should see them" And then you'll put on your pants, pat your dog on the head, walk out the door and go to Pete's Candy Store.

And Stickerbook will say "Well done, Sir/Madam".

Monday Evening Stand-Up at Pete's
Monday, January 15th
Pete's Candy Store, 709 Lorimer St. in Williamsburg
7:30pm.
Free candy, no cover.

Comedy show hosted by Jenisfamous, starring musical comedy stars Stickerbook, "NY's most kickass all-lady cover band as imagined by a 10 year old girl," and also featuring Dustin D'Addato, Randy Epley, Nick Turner, and Charles Star.

Stickerbook is saying "Welcome to the
jungle, baby, you gonna die!"