more shaved-headed Jen
In reference to the Britney's shaved head post below, someone posted this in the comments:
Is this, er ... fan art? The person responsible also mysteriously Photoshopped sleeves onto my tank top. Apparently greater modesty is required to compensate for the newly-exposed cranial surface area.
That's also not my actual ear (of course, how could it be?), although it's good Photoshop work -- you wouldn't know that unless you were me or my mother. (Hi Mom!)
Is this, er ... fan art? The person responsible also mysteriously Photoshopped sleeves onto my tank top. Apparently greater modesty is required to compensate for the newly-exposed cranial surface area.
That's also not my actual ear (of course, how could it be?), although it's good Photoshop work -- you wouldn't know that unless you were me or my mother. (Hi Mom!)
posted by JenIsFamous at 2/21/2007 09:38:00 AM
7 Comments:
Hi Jen, Thank you for the kind words regarding my photoshop work. I would like to say its fan art but I’ve only known of your existence for roughly 24 hours....however, I’m sure I will be a big fan very soon. I was lead to your site and ultimately your blog via the word of the day which is emailed to me daily...obviously. Not knowing the meaning and intrigued by the word “sesquipedalian” as you are described I had to have a look. I read the Brittany blog among other items and decided to alter your image. Sorry about the sleeve...I was sort of guessing when I added that.
I think you look much better with hair. Short or long, you look pretty with dark hair. I find the bald look a bit creepy. Tell that guy to leave your head alone.
Your(real)Mom
So, Brian -- where'd you get the ear?
Jen
Being an artist you would think I'd have a good Van Gogh joke for that question...unfortunately I don't. I googled shaved heads and borrowed a cranium and ear from another girl.
Brian
Listen to mama, Jen!
As for you, Brian (if indeed that is your real name). . .
Um, I find that cutting off a woman's hair or altering her sleeves is just a little too "Boxing Helena" for my taste, dude. In any case, foreshadowing that one might take trophies from his victims is just so, well, I want to say, "derivative".
Mind you, I'll grant that my preferred m.o. with the ladies (e.g., "Hi, I just wanted to say that I really [admire your work; enjoyed the lapdance; whatever]!") ain't gonna win awards for originality, either. But experience has taught that it's often better received, and doesn't tend to make the equally hot friends whom a woman may have told about your advances squeal, "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
You look like a really sexy Grey from "Close Encounters". If I were Stanton Friedman I'd pot this pic on my website and say, "Not only did I get her to concede that their could be alien visitors, she admitted to being a frst generation hybrid." I'm only teasing, skinhead Jen actually gives me a little wood.
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