THIS is what the evangelicals were concerned about this whole time

We can now use stem cells to enhance women's breast size.

Get to the back of the research line, Parkinson's patients! Shake all you want!

In the article, Japanese doctors claim they've "treated" over 40 patients with no serious complications, and that the results are more natural than the results from breast implants. (Can you say "treated" if there was nothing wrong with the patients in the first place?)

The non-Japanese experts in the article worried that the procedure would create a lumpy effect. Adam Searle, past president of British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons, said: "The stem cell 'soup' is too non-specific to really focus on what you want."

There's some kind of "soup to nuts" joke here, except what we want is apparently "soup to boobs."