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March 29, 2007

dreaming people are dumb

So, I had a dream in which a young man I know killed himself and mailed me his own head in a box.

It wasn't until I woke up that I had my Law and Order moment and brilliantly deduced that foul play must have been involved, because a person cannot commit suicide and then subsequently pack up his own head and mail it to you.

The box was beautifully decorated with poetry (dark poetry, of course) and had several heavy, turnable "pages" of art before one got to the head. Like a really nice CD or something. But with a head for a CD.

How fucking weird is that?

4 Comments:

Blogger Zombiehellmonkey said...

is that a pic from your dream?

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Brian Dziura said...

Jen 2.0 told me today that she has had several dreams recently regarding our upcoming wedding. They mostly consist of things going horribly wrong and her crying. This in itself is not very amusing to me. But what I do find amusing is that most of the things she describes as horribly occurences sound incredibly hilarious to me.
One incident involved the music for her walk down the aisle coming from a boom box operated by me. I, of course, pictured myself holding it over my head like John Cusack. She did not find that as funny as I did.

12:41 AM  
Blogger JenIsFamous said...

Guess what you guys are now getting a a wedding gift? Hint: it's severed ... and comes in a box.

Jen

10:50 AM  
Anonymous hoverFrog said...

I never get cool gifts like that.
*pout*

5:36 AM  

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