driving home to Brooklyn in the a.m.
All this driving has taken a lot out of me. Part of it seems to be that I'm just ... sensitive. When people honk at me or don't let me over, I feel pretty much as though someone just told me they hated me to my face.
Molly says it's just like being elbowed on the subway, but I can't help but feel sad that other cars don't want me in their lanes.
I'm a nice girl and an upstanding citizen. I'd be a fine addition to your lane! For real. Seriously, I've had my turn signal on for like ten minutes. I want in. I officially petition you. Haters.
Molly says it's just like being elbowed on the subway, but I can't help but feel sad that other cars don't want me in their lanes.
I'm a nice girl and an upstanding citizen. I'd be a fine addition to your lane! For real. Seriously, I've had my turn signal on for like ten minutes. I want in. I officially petition you. Haters.
posted by JenIsFamous at 3/08/2007 10:33:00 PM
3 Comments:
Oh my, what rotters! Surely their must be a law that impels lane hogs to allow Wonder Woman pant wearing, famous comediennes to allow you entry into any lane of traffic that you so desire. Honestly, there really should be a lane of traffic just for this group.
You were wearing your Wonder Woman garb?
I think your Wonder Woman powers brought warmth back to NYC - YAY!!! Praise warm weather...
APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION INTO MY LANE
NAME* _________________________
ADDRESS1* _____________________
ADDRESS2* _____________________
CITY* _____________ STATE* _____
ZIP CODE* _________
TELEPHONE* _________
SEX M/F
AGE _____
LICENSE NUMBER* _______________
STATE* ____ CLASS* _____
RESTRICTIONS* _________________
HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR LICENSE SUSPENDED FOR ANY REASON?* Y/N
IF YES, PLEASE SPECIFY __________
_______________________________
_______________________________
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY?* Y/N
IF YES, PLEASE SPECIFY __________
_______________________________
_______________________________
ARE YOU ARMED?* Y/N
WELL, DO YOU PLAY PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL ANYWAY? Y/N
UM, WOULD THE WORDS "MANN ACT" APPLY TO YOU? Y/N
IF YES, PLEASE SPECIFY __________
_______________________________
_______________________________
IF YOU ARE FEMALE, ARE YOU NOW PREGNANT, OR DO YOU HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE MAJORITY OF MEN WOULD WISH TO ENGAGE WITH YOU IN AN ACT THAT MIGHT RESULT IN YOUR BECOMING PREGNANT? Y/N
OH, YEAH? WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE OF THAT? _____________________
OKAY, BUT FORGETTING ABOUT HOW WE'RE ALL HORNY ALL THE TIME, I MEAN, LIKE, ARE YOU HOT?* Y/N
* DENOTES REQUIRED FIELD
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