inc*st is best, hmmn?
Dear Spammers,
I know you've had to get very clever in order to get past my spam filters to try to sell me penis hardeners and enlargers. I appreciate your diligent circumvention that has ensured that we preserve this daily bond we have. You have offered to sell me V*&gra to better "schtup" my "broad", and you have promised to enhance my "member" to please "dames." I especially admire your retro sex-talk -- how demure, how quaint!
But today's missive offering me the chance to "add three inches to your little brother" was just wrong. Wrong.
Thank you,
Jen
I know you've had to get very clever in order to get past my spam filters to try to sell me penis hardeners and enlargers. I appreciate your diligent circumvention that has ensured that we preserve this daily bond we have. You have offered to sell me V*&gra to better "schtup" my "broad", and you have promised to enhance my "member" to please "dames." I especially admire your retro sex-talk -- how demure, how quaint!But today's missive offering me the chance to "add three inches to your little brother" was just wrong. Wrong.
Thank you,
Jen
posted by JenIsFamous at 3/29/2007 10:54:00 AM
2 Comments:
LOL.
You have 'txt spk' and then you have 'Sp&m Ta*lk'
As your ACTUAL little brother, I would thank them not to speculate about my "inches" in any way.
I'd also prefer that any questions regarding my genitalia be directed toward me and not to my uninformed and uninterested older sister. After a few drinks I am normally more than happy to discuss my the glory of my genitalia in a wide range of innappropriate public forums.
Perhaps they figured you'd consider their product to be an appropriate gift for a brother's birthday. They were incorrect.
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