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March 29, 2007

lamest celebrity sighting ever

I saw Matthew Lesko at the corner of 34th and Park. He was dragging a wheeled suitcase with a big dollar sign attached to it. He had dollar signs on other parts of his clothes as well. I'm not sure what they were attached with.


I'd rather have seen Kate Hudson jogging or something.

Lesko was wearing the dreaded ... purple gardening clogs.

3 Comments:

Blogger Zombiehellmonkey said...

People who wear those gardening clogs should be shot, post-apocalyptic style, at point blank range with a sawn-off shotgun.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Matt Penn said...

Riddle me this: Who does he think he is--the ghost of Frank Gorshin? Matthew Lesko is that guy who's always advertising on late-night tv about how you can get your greedy little fists on the government's dollars by opening a bed & breakfast, or some shit, am I right?

Well, at least you weren't kidding about the lame part!


; )

1:50 PM  
Blogger Dave O'Gara said...

I have always said that Matthew Lesko is the Riddler's queer uncle.

1:11 PM  

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