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April 21, 2007

Lalit Gupta wants your rich lady love

This man has seen fit to ask me to IM him, attempting to lure me with a message I first parsed as "u r sexy," but which I then realized I had transposed, perhaps due to its lack of a question mark. It was, instead: "r u sexy," the lack of conviction about which makes all the less likely any future IM communiqués.

From his profile:

"I want made with a very rich and open type lady for long time external personal serious relalationship,i wait for reply."

Is a "relalationship" perhaps, a personal affiliation with someone who has little grasp on reality? Re-LaLaLand-ationship?

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Matt Penn said...

I KNOW that guy! Yeah. His real name is Mike, and when I called HP's help desk after a computer crash, he asked, "Please if I will to put you on hold, Mr. Matt?"

11:54 PM  

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