closed-caption colloquialisms

While doing cardio at the gym, I end up watching a lot of those judge shows in closed-captioning.

On one of them, I think the one with the Hispanic woman judge -- regarding a dispute about a Louis Vuitton purse that happened to be counterfeit anyway -- I heard uttered the best phrase ever uttered in a courtroom:

"You're liable, boo!"

Addendum: In trying to figure out the name of that Hispanic woman judge (it's not Judge Lopez -- there are apparently multiple judge shows headed by Hispanic women judges, which is progress of a sort), I came across this article in Cracked magazine by a gentleman who has fulfilled my lifelong (well, six-month-long) dream of infiltrating a judge show. Wow.