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May 12, 2007

getting paid for being hot is not inherently anti-feminist

Let's talk about three items in the hot-girl news:
  • Back in November on the Tyra Banks Show, Tyra Banks did an "exposé" of "modeling scams", in which she hired independent models (those unrepresented by agencies, often meaning shorter, curvier models who are perfectly-well qualified to do lingerie or nude modeling, or various type of "alternative" modeling) to come to fake photo shoots, had fake photographers try to convince them to take their clothes off, and then burst into the room and told the girls what dumb sluts they were!

    Tyra's message was that these girls aren't doing "real" modeling, so they should go to high-fashion agency open calls (where nearly all of them will be rejected) or just stop modeling entirely. (While, yes, going to someone's house for a photoshoot can be dangerous, so can many other professions that require you to go to people's homes. And also, of course, some people choose to do fairly obviously dangerous things to get ahead. Whoop-de-do). From the recap:
    Tyra encouraged the girls and said, “not being accepted by an agency doesn’t mean that you are not beautiful or spectacular, it means you may not have a certain look they are looking for.” Tyra took it a step further and told them it was also okay to do something else.
    Tyra then shows her comp cards from her real modeling agency -- look, "no nudity"!

    Of course, there is a whole world of independent modeling run off sites like this, and including offbeat stunners like, say, Kumimonster (NSFW), a fetish model with a shaved head who wears a variety of amazing wigs, or Bettie Page lookalike Bernie Dexter (at right), who has managed to succeed in indie modeling with clothes on, and fabulous clothes at that (she's also only 5'2!) I could link to a hundred more of these, all with more personality and verve than high fashion models (whose job it is to be a blank canvas for designers and photo editors) ever get to display. It's just a totally different job.

    So, essentially, Tyra, all haughty 5'11 of her, is telling girls who will never be qualified to be high-fashion models, that any type of modeling that a girl under 5'9 and with a healthy amount of bodyfat could actually be successful at just makes her a dumb slut. It's like Candid Camera, but the message is "Surprise, you're genetically inferior!"

    Kumimonster could kick Tyra's ass.

    (Additionally, hiring a model for a "fake" modeling job, wasting her time, and not paying her is probably fraud. The models could -- and should -- sue in small claims court).

  • In other news (thanks to Feministing for the link), Snoop sticks up for women who appear in rap videos.
    Snoop waxed philosophical as he told MTV.com: "Who's to say that these women in videos are hos? They are classy women. Not every girl in the videos has sex with the rappers. A lot of these women do this as a means of modeling or being appreciated for their looks."
    ...
    "It's a shame that they are being classified as video hos. Halle Berry was in a video with [Fred Durst]. Does that make her a ho? TV is a long way for a lot of these girls from the country or small parts of the world."
    ...
    "The women allow themselves to be in these videos. We don't force them to be in these videos. They want to be seen, and they have calendars, portfolios, headshots, cards."
    What a world, in which upwardly-mobile hotties can expect better treatment from Snoop than from Tyra!

  • And finally, an editorial on Fox Sports sticks up for swimmer Amanda Beard's decision to pose for Playboy. A couple of choice quotes:
    Being attractive helps female athletes become famous. This is indisputable. But it is also indisputable that being an athlete helps attractive women become famous.
    ...
    Beard is not exchanging her athletic fame for the fame of a model — her athletic fame is the fame of a model.
    An observation about Amanda Beard: when the world has already seen a million unflattering photos of her (like the one at right) in a Speedo racing swimsuit and swim cap with no makeup, are Playboy readers really paying her to take the swimsuit off? Or are they paying her to put some makeup on and smile?

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Jamie D said...

Bernie Dexter is a self made model. Nothing more. Why hasn't anyone noticed the heavy amount of photoshop in all her work? Maybe someone should request an unretouched photo of this woman. Why is she even categorized in this??

7:39 AM  
Blogger JenIsFamous said...

Even if it weren't Photoshop, pinup work is the product of artifice in a way that "being a supermodel" isn't -- you can't fake being 5'11 and having perfect bone structure.

That was actually my point.

I don't much see the difference between becoming a master of hot rollers, girdles, and makeup, and becoming a master of Photoshop.

More power to her! If you told me she was a troll who lived under a bridge and yet somehow managed to produce such fabulous photos, it would actually reinforce my point, and I'd have all the more respect for the accomplishment.

Jen

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge the pinups around her that should be considered of some self worth. This woman appeared at the Bettie Page opening and looked like a washed up 40 year old. It does not represent honesty , and I agree with Jamie. I am sure, yes, she has a nice structure, that that has helped her somewhat. I have searched far and wide for anything that discusses her overuse of touch ups in photos, and the fact that her husband does all the photos in home, and not at studios. I think it adds up, indeed. Why is her age 27, again? Bernie is past her mid 30s. Be proud of what we look like by nature, and stop showing others that we have to be phonies to exist as real women! Judge for yourself, look at the photos, and then tell me different lady.

4:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just noticed, now you are moderating comments. When you get old like Bernie, you can hide behind photoshop too. Sad, you people are. Exposure of this is key to acceptance of women as naturals.

4:39 AM  

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