when someone looks deep into your eyes, you hope for more profundity than this
I have been informed by an optometrist -- who TURNED MY FREAKING EYELID INSIDE OUT during an exam -- that my contacts get foggy all the time because the insides of my eyelids are irritated and it's like "cleaning your windshield with dirty windshield wipers."
Hear that, folks? My eyes are filthy.
I was thinking of pursuing a career as an international sex symbol, but instead I shall be forced to stay home with a bottle of Visine.
Hear that, folks? My eyes are filthy.
I was thinking of pursuing a career as an international sex symbol, but instead I shall be forced to stay home with a bottle of Visine.
posted by JenIsFamous at 6/20/2007 04:10:00 PM
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I hate to get all technical, but how did you get the inside of your eyelids dirty? Is it both eyelids? I wonder if it's a slight allergy.
Apparently it's just irritation from wearing the contacts too many hours per day. (You know, "international sex symbol" and all...).
I think my eyelids are dirty sometimes but then I realise that it's just the things I look at that are filthy.
Anyway, can't you be an international sex symbol in glasses? My (admittedly limited) understanding of the fashion industry leads me to believe that the bespectacled look in currently "in". At least that's my excuse.
Or you could get the surgery. Can they do lasik while you're busy donating an egg? What does donating an egg look like anyway?
Actually, never mind.
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