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July 6, 2007

New Yorkiness

Here are two cellphone pictures I took in midtown:

This ad has a treasure trail! Like, an eight-foot-long treasure trail. That's just dirty! Semi-naked people in ads should be all shaved and airbrushed and plasticky. It's not right to get the tourists all hot and bothered.

I thought my Mom would find this funny. Hi, Mom!

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Anonymous Jen's Mom said...

Jen dearest,
Don't get any cute ideas.
Mommy Trading Corp is not for children trading in their mommies. It's a networking organization of mommies who share nice, polite, unimaginative, well mannered stepford kids. It's like a timeshare, but instead of beach-front condos, they're sharing the kids. For two weeks, you too can have the appearance of a perfect family. Your Mom

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