Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife is ... bountiful
The Intrepid Young Journalist commented the other day, germane to nothing, "You know who really needs a breast reduction? Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife."
He went on to describe breasts that were so large as to be "without dimension or contour," spilling everywhere, up in her armpits, creating a side silhoutte both comical and boner-killing.
I looked this shit up. This is Beth "Dog's wife" Campbell:
They are definitely bigger than her head. And her head isn't small!
She looks nice here. That wedding dress is definitely custom-made.
And indeed, here's the fitting!
Those things totally are up in her armpits.
The side view that some find "hilarious."
The woman has a great many internet fans who, indeed, like her breasts very much. It seems that she does, in fact, have implants, but she has enough body fat as to make that non-obvious.
Apparently, Beth is also a bounty hunter. My only question is: Aren't bounty hunters supposed to be ... inconspicuous?
He went on to describe breasts that were so large as to be "without dimension or contour," spilling everywhere, up in her armpits, creating a side silhoutte both comical and boner-killing.
I looked this shit up. This is Beth "Dog's wife" Campbell:
They are definitely bigger than her head. And her head isn't small!
She looks nice here. That wedding dress is definitely custom-made.
And indeed, here's the fitting!
Those things totally are up in her armpits.
The side view that some find "hilarious."
The woman has a great many internet fans who, indeed, like her breasts very much. It seems that she does, in fact, have implants, but she has enough body fat as to make that non-obvious.
Apparently, Beth is also a bounty hunter. My only question is: Aren't bounty hunters supposed to be ... inconspicuous?
posted by JenIsFamous at 8/07/2007 05:49:00 AM
1 Comments:
ah gawd, this is giving me flashbacks. I have three sisters, 29, 26 and 18. When I went home for the 29 year old one's wedding I found that dad had sensibly giot rid of the over priced sky movies package, leaving my 18 year old sister and her friedn addicted to Dog the Dounty Hunter. They were similarly impressed/horrified by the wifes huge bosums, doesn't Dog dictate what she wears? also aren't most of these 'dangerous criminals' already just waiting to be collected and their addresses in their file, no dectective work necessary and like no need for five vans and bear mace?
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