Mideast tour: from the stage
When I stepped off the plane in Kuwait, one of the first things I saw in the airport was a woman in the full ninja suit, just her little eyes poking out. I stared at her -- I couldn't help it. So she decided she was going to stare at me. I stared at her, she stared at me. I stared at her, she stared at me. Finally I stuck my tongue out -- and she had no means of retaliation.





3 Comments:
LOL! ::falls off chair::
hee. ;o)
And that, folks, is why Americans are soooo welcome in the Middle East. They can't even pretend to accept local customs for even a second.
CALL THE POLICE, A COMEDIAN MADE FUN OF STUFF!
Oh, right, people pay me to do that.
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