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October 15, 2007

consumer alert

FYI - Febreze Fabric Refresher, Upholstery Refresher, and Allergen Reducer are all the exact same product, in different bottles. It's a spray bottle of water, alcohol, and fragrance. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just saying, misting "Allergen Reducer" on the underarms of something you don't want to pay to dry clean just yet will be perfectly effective, as will spritzing "Fabric Refresher" on the cat bed before your asthmatic friends come over.

I am going to buy a lot of soap and repackage some of it as face soap, some as torso soap, and some as ass soap, and see if I can convince people that they need one of each.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Erin said...

If you think that is something, next time you are purchasing sundries, count all the ways that Tide can package the same detergent and sell it. Change the frangrance, label it as "especially for underwear" and sell it for $10 more. I know people that buy two or three kinds of detergent for that purpose.

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