somebody's kid is going to be half-gay and half-really good at the SAT

I am donating eggs to a gay man (again). I've been at it for weeks, actually, but today I finally started the egg-makin' hormones. I just gave myself no fewer than three injections in the stomach. I feel tingly and fertile.

Knowing I was going to be sticking needles into myself, I've been eating burritos freely so I'd have a protective layer of bodyfat. Who knew that burritos had so many salutary side effects?

My ovaries are on overdrive! When I say I "contain multitudes", I really mean it.