A Memo to My New Boyfriend
It occurred to me that I never published this, the audio version of a humor piece that went up on McSweeney's some months ago. So if you've missed the sound of my voice -- but in a non-stalkerish, non-ex-boyfriend way -- please enjoy!
Memo to My New Boyfriend
Memo to My New Boyfriend
posted by JenIsFamous at 11/15/2007 12:42:00 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Jen,
Your mind is truly an amazing and wonderful place. If I could get inside and walk around, what would it look like? Maybe, part Roger Rabbit and Jessica, part Monkey Bones? If it were an amusement park, obviously an ID would be required. I can picture an adult Disneyworld type park with a Jennifer main street. If Jeniscomedy is one section, what would the other four be?
If Dollywood can exist, why not
Jennifer World?
Mom, I love you lots, but people are going to think you're on my payroll....
Why couldn't you be this nice when I was nine and wanted some new blue eyeshadow and a Color Me Badd cassette?
Okay, nevermind ;)
xo
Jen
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