remarks after eight hours of listening to various hip-hop radio stations while driving up the east coast

• Timbaland has made 'pologize a word for an entire generation. There simply isn't a beat in his song for that pesky first syllable.
  
  
• According to Flo-Rida, "baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps" (truly! the outfit you wear to go to 7-11 to buy tampons!) can attract a great deal of flattering attention in the club, provided that you are willing to "give that big booty a smack."
  
  
• I now have no trouble knowing when to sing "Party like a rockstar" and when to just sing "Party like a rock--."