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January 11, 2008

Gulliver's Travels at the Mad Money premiere


TINY SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE DELICIOUS WITH SATAY SAUCE!

posted by JenIsFamous at 1/11/2008 01:43:00 AM

3 Comments:

Anonymous Ron Gardenhire said...

Hasn't Tom's haircut become slightly clam-shaped?

7:46 PM  
Blogger Lorcy said...

jeebus! does he do that hand clasping thing with every black woman? is it some sort of secret scientologist hand shake for anyone who probably has the wherewithall to slap him all over the shop. Tom Cruise has ruined many things, but the top one is Batman Begins whenever Katie Holmes's prominent nimples were on screen all I could think was eeeuww Tom's been attached to them recently. His best film was Minority Report, but only because he got his eyes taken out by the guy from Big Lebowski...we take your eyees wee tomkins, and maybe we squish them

8:23 PM  
Blogger Carolyn said...

Everything tastes delicious with satay sauce.

4:04 AM  

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