Tourism is up! Fuck.
Tourism is up in NYC! George Fertitta, "chief executive of city tourism office NYC & Company", offers a reason:
Maybe the reason is that, the more you make Times Square look like an Asheville, NC shopping mall, the more visitors you get from Asheville, NC.
"Oh, look, our Foot Locker isn't nearly that edgy!"
"The city is more vibrant, cleaner and safer - and it's just more exciting than ever before."It is not possible for something to be cleaner and safer and also more exciting. This is why no one has used a dental dam since the original AIDS scare.
Maybe the reason is that, the more you make Times Square look like an Asheville, NC shopping mall, the more visitors you get from Asheville, NC.
"Oh, look, our Foot Locker isn't nearly that edgy!"
Labels: New York
posted by JenIsFamous at 1/16/2008 11:21:00 PM
1 Comments:
Have you ever eaten in the Times Square McDonalds? I don't think I've ever seen a fast-food joint trying so hard to be hip.
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