firming lotion
My mom sent me a Valentine's Day package containing various little goodies, but also, bafflingly, including this item:
BUST SCULPT
Now, my mom is an erstwhile Avon lady, and she often sends me moisturizer and makeup (thanks to Mom I have had a free supply of mascara since the ninth grade!), but ... boob firming cream?
She wrote:
BUST SCULPTNow, my mom is an erstwhile Avon lady, and she often sends me moisturizer and makeup (thanks to Mom I have had a free supply of mascara since the ninth grade!), but ... boob firming cream?
She wrote:
Dear Jen,Fun update: a brief Google search for the product brought up this.
I sent the "boob cream", because I saw the bit you did on contour-lifting creams. I got the stuff, as part of a promotional offer. It won't "sculpt" anything, but it's a decent body moisturizer. Use it as a show prop, or soften those perky parts.
Love Mom
posted by JenIsFamous at 2/22/2008 07:00:00 AM
2 Comments:
When I first read that link, I thought the customer was referring to her husbands man-boobs. (Sorry, I'm a little slow.)
I think your Mom may've thrown a "party" or two at my Mom's house. As shy, weird, reclusive only child I'd have to say the biggest nightmare of pure, unadulterated awkward was when Mom would invite other middle aged lady friends over for the Tupperware and/or Avon parties. God forbid they had ever thrown a sex toy party. I wouldn't be here to post this comment because I would've severed my jugular on the sharp end of the Avon Men's Shower
Gel.
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