I wish I needed an abortion just so I could support this business
A weird Google ad popped up on a page I was looking at and ... Dr. Emily is offering the happiest-looking abortions I've ever seen! And who wouldn't want their abortion provided by "Dr. Emily"? It's like the big sister who helped you with your period fifteen years ago has now graduated from medical school! You can even take a virtual tour of the office. It's like the My Little Pony of Abortions.
Brilliant idea: Why hasn't someone started a flower-powered abortion clinic franchise?
Brilliant idea: Why hasn't someone started a flower-powered abortion clinic franchise?
posted by JenIsFamous at 3/11/2008 02:08:00 PM
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Abortion LITE?!
WTF?
Abortion LITE???
Everything you love about a regular abortion, but with fewer carbs and only 1 calorie!
Or maybe the software analogy...
Allows you to open and view abortions created by other doctors, but in order to create and edit your own abortions, you'll need to upgrade to Abortion Premium.
The My Little Pony Abortion clinic can go right next to the My Little Pony Abattoir in my collection of inappropriate things to buy for my daughters.
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