let me upgrade ur freaking diction
I know this song is old enough for me to have blogged about songs off the same album nearly a year ago (see Beyonce is a dumbass and Beyonce is a dumbass part II*), but it is driving me insane that Beyonce misuses the word "appeasing" in "Upgrade U." As in:
Also, as a paean to love, this song is egregiously consumerist and materialistic; switching your man's neckties to purple labels is hardly doing for him "like Martin did for the people." Can I please get some elderly black people to slap her for that?
That is all.
  
Neville! Attempting to appease this woman will
only drag Europe into protracted armed conflict!
*Obviously, the album is catchy enough that I keep listening to it, so maybe I'm the dumbass for listening to things that anger me so, and for apparently having paid money for the privilege.
I'm known to walk aloneTo "appease" is to make a conciliatory effort at the expense of principles, or, in casual speech, simply to pacify. From Wikipedia:
But I'm alone for a reason
Sending me a drink ain't appeasing
Believe me
Appeasement is a policy of accepting the imposed conditions of an aggressor in lieu of armed resistance, usually at the sacrifice of principles. Usually it means giving in to demands of an aggressor in order to avoid war. Since World War II, the term has gained a negative connotation in the British government, in politics and in general, of weakness, cowardice and self-deception.But Beyonce in this song is not angry and does not need to be appeased; she meant "appealing."
A famous example is Neville Chamberlain's foreign policy during the period 1937-1939, when he pursued a policy of appeasement towards Adolf Hitler's expansionist ambitions.
Also, as a paean to love, this song is egregiously consumerist and materialistic; switching your man's neckties to purple labels is hardly doing for him "like Martin did for the people." Can I please get some elderly black people to slap her for that?
That is all.
  
Neville! Attempting to appease this woman will
only drag Europe into protracted armed conflict!
*Obviously, the album is catchy enough that I keep listening to it, so maybe I'm the dumbass for listening to things that anger me so, and for apparently having paid money for the privilege.





4 Comments:
Niyo wrote "To The Left"........blame that hideous freak as well.
Yes, your footnote is correct. From now on, please use your dollars for supporting good instead of evil.
I hate Beyonce so much that I don't even know how to describe it.
It seems like you sacrificed your principles by buying it and listening to it repeatedly. That sounds like "appeasing" to me.
This is kind of a difficult argument to uphold without first attacking many other genres of music. You know, the non-instrumental kind?
Now I don't really have a proper rebuttal, however I was just listening to Morris Day & The Time's "Jerk Out" in which Morris states, "Leave your number on the table by my databank. I love you, but you got to go!"
Right,...."databank". I sat there convinced this was just a made-up term and as it turns out, it's just an archaic, retarded cousin of "database". So aside from "Jerkin everything in sight", about all I can chastise Mr. Day for is being super fucking dated. And so long as Jerome's holding the mirror, I guess I'll still stand around for three hours waiting to see him play.
How is Beyonce like a banana? To some, she's got appease.
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