Pandabutt
Those of you who remember that My Mom REALLY likes panda bears might enjoy this panda bear bikini:
Although I can only imagine the level of harassment this might engender.
Hey, does your ass eat bamboo?
Zookeeper says back that azz up!
Has your ass forgotten how to mate? Because I've been sent all the way from China to remind it.
Although I can only imagine the level of harassment this might engender.
Hey, does your ass eat bamboo?
Zookeeper says back that azz up!
Has your ass forgotten how to mate? Because I've been sent all the way from China to remind it.
posted by JenIsFamous at 4/13/2008 08:27:00 AM
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I know a transvestite(about to be a transexual) hairdresser who would flip his goddamned lid over this.
I know how to play too!
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[Looks around at ass.] Says disapprovingingly while shaking head, "Murderer."
"Dude, I think your ass just made this beach part of the national wildlife refuge system. Do you know how many lawsuits it just started?"
"Ok, I get it. Your butt is a panda face. What does that make your head then?"
(Hey, I never said I was actually good at flirting.)
I know I shouldn't ... but I really like this. I really do. Now I'm worried about myself.
Sigh... alright... I'll play.
"Eucalyptus? You-can-lick-this!"
Wait, crap. That's koalas. I suck at this.
Is it made from real pandas? It's about time we found a use for them other than as an example of an evolutionary dead end.
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