Three Things I Learned the Hard Way
Abbi Crutchfield has blog-tagged me, which apparently indicates a request that I address the topic of "Three Things I Learned the Hard Way" (here is Abbi's list, complete with childhood anecdotes). Mine is much more compact:
Three Things I Learned the Hard Way
1. Foolproof business models: buy objects in bulk, sell them individually for more; provide personal services to the wealthy; give seminars that people think will help them become rich. Bad business models: lots of other stuff; disposable socks; my first company.
2. The comedy world is much like dating: if you seem needy, no one wants you; if you seem in demand, everyone wants you.
3. Screw the environment, the plastic applicators are worth it.
Three Things I Learned the Hard Way
1. Foolproof business models: buy objects in bulk, sell them individually for more; provide personal services to the wealthy; give seminars that people think will help them become rich. Bad business models: lots of other stuff; disposable socks; my first company.
2. The comedy world is much like dating: if you seem needy, no one wants you; if you seem in demand, everyone wants you.
3. Screw the environment, the plastic applicators are worth it.
posted by JenIsFamous at 4/18/2008 02:09:00 AM
1 Comments:
Comedy is also like relationships in that; if you kill, it will be more enjoyable.
Great blog. Funny and weird.
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