bench press and tweeze

Whoa. Cosmo UK runs "naked male centerfolds" (no protuberances visible, may or may not be safe for work). I want naked male centerfolds! I specifically want to feel like the men in them have painstakingly worked out, tanned, shaved, and lived on all-protein diets for months in order to garner my approval. I want this cute, muscley fellow to feel pressured by my rigorous body image standards for men.