she has no mercy, none at all, temptress, succubus, demon woman

August 27, 2004

I just wrote to a guy I’m going on a first date with…

“But don’t show up to coffee with fragile self-confidence, because I’ll just crush it under my pointy stilleto pumps and transmute your hollowed-out carcass into a spiritually undead minion in the Army of Jen.”

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  1. Anonymous on September 8th, 2004 4:38 am

    Fortunately for all parties, the stilletos in question broke and Jen was forced to attend in flats. I narrowly avoided death and got a second date instead. - Matt, 26

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