Feast on figs and halal chickens! Buy detective novels in Urdu!

September 30, 2004

Here’s a new picture by Gary Winter. I’ve put up three new photo galleries recently, and more will be up when I get the time. But, really, this is a nice picture, but please just scroll down and send some money to the lady in Pakistan.


You know, speaking of the lady in Pakistan, the journalist said something about wanting to assure people who donate money that the funds will go to the school that she started. And I’m thinking, oh please, I don’t care.

In fact, I would really like it if she would take my money and get herself the Muslim equivalent of a latte and a nice manicure. Buy a gilt-inlaid Quran! A silk-lined burqua! I don’t care. Jesus. (Well, not Jesus, actually). Take the money.

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3 Responses to “Feast on figs and halal chickens! Buy detective novels in Urdu!”

  1. Morgan on September 30th, 2004 7:38 pm

    Or how about using the money to buy a gun? That way she would only need the policemen when she was sleeping. God knows a good machine gun would be easy to come by there. Maybe she intends on buying the gun, but knows she’ll garner less sympathy if she were to say, “I’ll saw the barrel of the shotgun off so that there is a larger spread of the shot, thus a higher liklihood of hitting their genitals”. Anyway, somebody send that poor woman a gun, dammit!

  2. Molly Crabapple on October 1st, 2004 1:25 am

    God that is a fine, lovely shot. You beauty

  3. Lisa Chau on October 1st, 2004 7:02 pm

    Nice shot. I’ve tried this myself, but my feet always look like bunny ears on top of my head when I do it.

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