Excuse me, I’d like to deposit some cookware in my safety-deposit box, just in case

December 22, 2004

Yesterday I went out to run some errands in my neighborhood. I bought a beautiful new frying pan, all red and shiny on the outside and, unlike my current frying pans, replete with nonstick coating on the inside.

And then I continued the rest of my errands, taking my frying pan with me to the bank.

On the way to the bank, I kind of hoped someone would accost me, just so I would have the once-in-a-lifetime cartoon-style experience of hitting someone over the head with a frying pan.

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One Response to “Excuse me, I’d like to deposit some cookware in my safety-deposit box, just in case”

  1. Lisa Chau on December 23rd, 2004 3:51 pm

    That would certainly be a sight! I can’t wait to see the newspaper articles —

    Fashion model defends self in the Bronx with frying pan.

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