bookers from Comedy Central wouldn’t have attended if they were guaranteed blowjobs under the table

May 25, 2005

A belated thank you to Monica, Megan, and Tom for attending my show in the West Village last Friday.

Note to comedy clubs: if you’re going to call it an “industry showcase”, at least do me the courtesy of taking my headshot and throwing it away like everyone else. Eh, there were some funny guys there, though.