spelling, trivia, bad sex, yarmulkes

June 27, 2005

And now, the Jenisfamous official event schedule for the week:

Monday! The Williamsburg Spelling Bee! 7-9pm at Pete’s Candy Store

Tuesday! Megan’s Quiz Show, Throbbing Brains Onstage!

THURSDAY! Jen reads in “Bad Dates, Bad Sex,” a literary event at Cornelia St. Cafe! 6-8pm, 29 Cornelia Street (West Village), $6 includes one drink. Jen will be reading the only known short story about a girl with a Jew fetish.

Through all this, I never had a desire to convert. I wanted to love Jewish men, consume them through sex, marry a man in a yarmulke. Just as I wouldn’t have dated a convert, a fake Jew, I wouldn’t have become one. I wanted Judaism from the outside.

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