mail order husbands

December 30, 2005

I found this mail-order husband site off a link from a Salon article about legislation to protect mail-order brides. The men all seem to be Ukrainian, and some of them are kind of cute. I liked this fellow’s profile:

“I am a marriner, navigation officer. I finished Marrine Accademy. I love to explore Internet when i am not in the sea. And I like music, movies, nature and many other things.I speak perfect English.”

It is, in fact, difficult to explore Internet when you are in the sea! But, oh, how great it would be to explore Internet with you.

I wonder if the guy advertising “I have a secondary-special education and I am an operator of gas boilers” realizes that American women will think he is retarded.

I like the guy who offers “I like cars, help in cooking in the kitchen, sauna.” Who doesn’t want to get cooking in the sauna with a Ukrainian looking for a Green Card? Hott!

Check out this open-shirted literature hunk (pictured). This is ridiculous. I’ve always wanted a man who can “wear different clothing styles.”

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2 Responses to “mail order husbands”

  1. Mint on December 30th, 2005 9:05 pm

    Ohmygosh. Is it bad that I want to write to them with no intention of marrying them?
    Did you see this one guys glamour shot?!

    http://www.alovinghusband.com/photos/M000597_1.jpg

  2. Anonymous on January 6th, 2007 4:06 pm

    Shame he can’t spell ‘Marine Academy’ … well, you girls wouldn’t let that spoil a meaningful relationship, no?

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