High Executive "Beaurau"

March 26, 2006

I received the following spam purporting to be from Amazon.com, but in actuality intended to steal the passwords of the small subset of people who both have Amazon.com accounts and substantial developmental delays:

“In order to maintain the integrity of the entire Amazon.com system, our crew members is running an data base update . This decision was taken by the High Executive Beaurau of Amazon.com and it should be followed by all of it’s customers.”

Our crew members is? An data base update? And nevermind the “its” versus “it’s” — what kind of company has a “High Executive Beaurau”? Sounds very 1984.

Even the “it” and “it’s/its” in the last sentence have some antecedent-related problems.

The High Executive Beaurau of this blog has taken an decision for you to sending us money directly and it should be followed by all of it’s readers.

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