motivational mantra of the eve

March 25, 2006

“Getting drunk and fucking shouldn’t keep you from being successful. It didn’t stop Mick Jagger.”

- Molly Crabapple

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  1. Savvy1007 on March 25th, 2006 12:26 pm

    Nor Steven Tyler, Robert Plant, Janis Joplin, Juliette Lewis, Karen (Yeah Yeah Yeahs), just to name a few more.

  2. Matt Penn on March 25th, 2006 4:07 pm

    And then there is the curious case of one Michael Philip Jagger, b.k.a. Sir Mick. How does one account for the fact that Mick Jagger gets as much ass as he does despite looking like Mick Jagger?

    Let’s begin by doing away with all our preconceived notions. First off: ONE ring to unite them all? Bullshit. There are two equally powerful forces in the universe, and they alone account for Mick Jagger’s seemingly inexplicable success with the ladies.

    Sure, power is–as legendary tail chaser Henry Kissinger pointed out–a great aphrodisiac. Still, I think we all can agree that, as Accomplishments That Might Actually Get an Ugly Motherfucker Laid go, secretly bombing Cambodia ranks far below writing “Exile on Main Street”. And at the end of the day, “I’m with the band” still carries more weight than “I knew the shah”. Yes, Kissinger had power. But so did Nixon. So it’s not power.

    What is it, then? Duh! It’s Money and Drugs. TWO rings, as I said, to unite them all.

    Jack Flash has plenty of both. He’s also into Kabbalah.

    Case closed.

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