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April 17, 2006
I’ll be your Granny Smith.
I wonder if there’s a sexy way to say that.
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Thats a nice apple, I’ve never seen a green one before.
Zombie and I had a nice little discussion about green apples. He apparently actually hadn’t encountered green ones before. My answer to the question of how much I knew about green apples pre-photoshoot is that I actually only really eat the green ones because they have less sugar, and after years of cutting down on sugar, I’ve rather lost the taste for it and prefer tart and savory things.
I should start tartandsavory.com. Or I should start a comic book in which two adorable anime-style sexy heroines are called “Tart” and “Savory.”
Jen
Don’t believe the biblical rumors…
(Like that one about that man coming back to life)
Eve tempted Adam with her peaches and cherry…
“And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and of the fruit of the tree he did also eat.” Genesis 3:6
Savvy may indeed be right! Nowhere in the Bible is there any specific mention of Eve having offered Adam an apple.