dreaming people are dumb

March 29, 2007

So, I had a dream in which a young man I know killed himself and mailed me his own head in a box.

It wasn’t until I woke up that I had my Law and Order moment and brilliantly deduced that foul play must have been involved, because a person cannot commit suicide and then subsequently pack up his own head and mail it to you.

The box was beautifully decorated with poetry (dark poetry, of course) and had several heavy, turnable “pages” of art before one got to the head. Like a really nice CD or something. But with a head for a CD.

How fucking weird is that?

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4 Responses to “dreaming people are dumb”

  1. Zombiehellmonkey on March 29th, 2007 10:55 pm

    is that a pic from your dream?

  2. Brian Dziura on March 30th, 2007 4:41 am

    Jen 2.0 told me today that she has had several dreams recently regarding our upcoming wedding. They mostly consist of things going horribly wrong and her crying. This in itself is not very amusing to me. But what I do find amusing is that most of the things she describes as horribly occurences sound incredibly hilarious to me.
    One incident involved the music for her walk down the aisle coming from a boom box operated by me. I, of course, pictured myself holding it over my head like John Cusack. She did not find that as funny as I did.

  3. JenIsFamous on March 30th, 2007 2:50 pm

    Guess what you guys are now getting a a wedding gift? Hint: it’s severed … and comes in a box.

    Jen

  4. hoverFrog on April 2nd, 2007 9:36 am

    I never get cool gifts like that.
    *pout*

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