on the down-low

April 18, 2007

A friend of mine, about to relay some clandestine information, said she was going to give me “the down-low.”

“I think you mean ‘the low-down,’” I said. “The down-low is the secret gay sex one.”

To be fair, though, I always used to mix up “down under” (meaning Australia) with “down below” (meaning vagina, if you’re an old lady).

Comments

2 Responses to “on the down-low”

  1. Anonymous on April 19th, 2007 2:44 am

    Does that mean that you thought Men at Work were singing about Vaginaland?

  2. April Brucker on April 19th, 2007 4:15 pm

    Vaginaland? Isnt that the amusement park in every male fantasy?

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