I need an intern

July 27, 2007

Last time I tried to find an intern, all the applicants were, like, 38-year-old men.

I’d like an intern who’s actually in college. And who wants to be a comedian or comedy writer, and is someone whom others would perceive as having a fair shot at success at such pursuits. And who is all fresh-faced and Gen-Y-ish and has 20,000 Facebook friends and can make podcasts in his or her sleep. See, look at the little iPod picture — I would like an intern who dances in silhouette to music no one else can hear.

These are the things I want from an intern.

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One Response to “I need an intern”

  1. hoverFrog on July 30th, 2007 8:30 am

    Your requirements seem quite reasonable although I suspect that you’d probably want to punch them before they completed their first week of internship. That may just be part of being an intern though.

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