NIGHTLY MAKE SEX AT GRASS!

February 15, 2008

Lately, I have been receiving a lot of emails from webmasters asking to trade links, but the sites are all wildly inappropriate (a sunglasses store, a wiffleball information site) and written in dubious English.

The latest was from “Simple Love Secrets,” a website that is truly tossing away all outmoded distinctions between subject and object pronouns, and on which all prepositions are interchangeable.

From the post Best Way to Make Him Felt Hot:

14. Ask him to park the car in imperceptible place and to have sex at the back seat.

15. Nightly came at the garden and make sex at grass, under the tree, anywhere.

I also look forward to the great success I might experience with #12, “Bed him down the back and start to have sex.” I think I need a diagram.

Posted by jen | Filed Under grammar 

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