Meg and Jen want you to win Boozes of the World

May 30, 2008


My co-host Meg and me at Wednesday’s Geography Bee. As always, more extensive coverage at ChelseaMindGames.com.

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Video from Pete’s Candy Store, May 19th

May 30, 2008

Featuring Jen Dziura coming out against leggings, Becky Yamamoto appearing as the character “Fuktard,” and sets from Alex Grubard, Mark Normand, and Giulia Rozzi.

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On Manhattan Avenue

May 30, 2008


Thanks to Mikey for the pic!

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I have a small role in a short film

May 27, 2008

Here are some lovely screenshots from “Cesar Salad”:



None of my actual lines made it into the final product. But I do look nice as “Brunette Ziegfeld Girl.” Go here to watch.

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Today’s Poll

May 27, 2008

A few astute readers noticed that my last poll was missing some important options. This has been corrected.

 

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Free vote poll

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what professional spelling bee hosts wear to work

May 27, 2008

Yes, those are bee-striped legwarmers. Worn with a velvet cocktail dress and Steve Madden peep-toe pumps.

Here is the provenance of the bee-striped legwarmers.

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I’m second from the right oh and also I’m a girl

May 26, 2008

Comedian Cody Hess did my show a few weeks ago, so when he asked if I would debate in his “Destroyer Society for Literary Debate and Pre-Game” this past Friday, I said yes. Upon arriving, I was informed that I would need to wear a mustache. Here is a photo of me among this esteemed group. We debated “Dogs versus Cats.”

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Making the world “safe” for children makes it autocratic, facile, and cultureless for adults

May 24, 2008

Ha! The cops in my hometown of Virginia Beach have confiscated Abercrombie and Fitch ads from the mall and charged the store manager with obscenity! (Thanks to Kenny for the link).

Here is a (rather unflattering, but I daresay this fiasco is rather more unflattering for the ass-backwards evangelical mini-theocracy of Virginia Beach that the twin miracles of education and hard work allowed me to escape at the age of seventeen) picture of me in front of one of that very same mall’s “no swearing” signs:

 
 

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Please Take the Jenisfamous Poll

May 23, 2008

A new Jenisfamous.com is coming in June! (This current site was made by me in 2004, using my mad web skillz from 1998). And thus, I am taking a poll, asking what you would like to see on the new and improved Jenisfamous.com….

 

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    Free vote poll

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I am all over the effing internet

May 20, 2008

I won an honorable mention in a make-up-your-own-racist-stereotype (I picked on the Poles, because “Dziura” is, you know, Polish) blog contest run by someone I used to go out with. You’d think I could’ve done better, you know?

I just discovered a nice review of my blog in a blog directory. I shall now blush. This review is also a little blushworthy, in a slightly NSFW way.

Several readers have brought to my attention that I am currently appearing in a campaign advertising bagels, and that this campaign has made its way to Bedford Avenue. This is true.

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