if I can’t have coffee, alcohol, or sushi, I am totally outsourcing this distasteful task to India
June 20, 2008
I don’t think it was very tasteful to make a “MUST HAVE COFFEE” shirt in “maternity.”
I was thinking the other day that it would be funny to get myself a maternity t-shirt, like the kind that says “Future President” and has an arrow pointing down at the belly, and just wear it for the hell of it. When people ask if I’m pregnant, look at them like they’re crazy.Here are some ideas:
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“Does this baby make me look fat?”
would be the funnies one to wear because it’s so un-pc
and could possibly give a complex to other mothers who are
expecting. So therefore it will have a double impact!!!!
I wore that blue Future President shirt with the arrow, when I was pregnant with you!
A man stopped me one day and asked, “You mean we have to put up with Jimmy Carter for 35 years?” I think he confused “future president” with “next president”. I laughed anyway.
I should have had a shirt that said
“Future Comedian, Blogger, Spelling Bee Impresario”. Then everyone would have been asking me what’s a blogger?
In the 70’s it could have been mistaken for a drinking or drug reference. Jen is so blogged.
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