worst of both worlds, or clever discount scheme?

3 Responses to “worst of both worlds, or clever discount scheme?”

1. hoverFrog on June 27th, 2008 9:26 am

   I read it as follows:

   The price for a regular haircut is $12. The price for senior citizen children is $10. Presumably citizen status is conferred on children and some are elevated to a senior level through either random selection or worthy deeds. I’m guessing that it’s the latter. If you buy one of these superior children for $10 then you won’t need to invest as much time in providing them with useful skills like cooking, cleaning and making matches for street corner sale.

   All good news. I find it interesting that a barber would extend their business to include child slavery. That is unless the child slave shops also give haircuts. They do seem to be disparate sectors though.

2. Jonathan on June 27th, 2008 12:16 pm

   That’s the barbershop I go to! And they just raised their prices.

   J

3. bobvis on June 27th, 2008 1:53 pm

   I’m going to go with senior citizens ages 65 to 82. After that, you become a “senior citizen adult”.

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