An Ever-Shifting Self-Perception is Either Disturbing or Freeing

August 22, 2008

In the comments for yesterday’s post (in which I appear as versions of myself bedecked in pearls, cat’s-eye glasses, and crunchy nineties hair), Kenny suggested this site.

Here, the results:

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“Normal.” I wake up like this every day.

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“Child.” I was really mad when JonBenet beat me in that pageant.

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“Afro-Caribbean.” Afro-Caribbeans, whose faces generally do not look as though they are melting off, beg to disagree.

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“Modigliani.”

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“Botticelli.”

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“Anime.” If you were attracted to the “child” picture, you can now make your pedophilia acceptable by saying you just like Japanese culture a lot.

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