iTunes “Party Shuffle”
August 27, 2008
The “Party Shuffle” feature in iTunes randomly selects a songs from your library in big batches, to help you DJ a kickin’ party. Like this one!

Wow, what an awesome party, iTunes! Everybody loves standing around at a party not talking so they can understand the jokes coming out of the speakers, especially when the host of the party is playing her own standup — so polite of her! Also, everybody loves switching between two different comedians every 1-3 minutes with no warning or context. Like when Steve Martin is telling a joke about grammar and then it turns into Richard Pryor telling a joke about freebasing. What a riot! Jen’s parties are awesome.
Wow, maybe just to top off my standup comedy DJing, I’ll serve only crudites and hard lemonade coolers, turn the AC down to 55 degrees, start angry discussions about politics, and try to get everyone to wear a pointy party hat for no good reason. You’re invited!
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What great jokes to make out to! It ain’t romance without Martin’s happy feet!
I dunno man. I’d ditch anyone’s conversation for the Richard Pryor. “Shush! He’s talking about being on fire!!”
Also, I must sing the praises of Pandora radio vs. your average iTunes Party Shuffle sesh. Although you’ve gotta do quite a bit of scolding to get it in shape first.