Man Candy

August 15, 2008

I’ve never really been into athletes, but this is the hottest Olympics photo ever.  Of course he’s French.

Update: It has been pointed out to me that my patriotic duty demands that I also acknowledge that this is very hot. And, um, in this picture you can clearly see Michael Phelps’ penis. It’s actually a little weird and disturbing. And, oh, great, now I’m going to be getting hits for the search phrase “Michael Phelps’ penis.” Perverts.

Comments

6 Responses to “Man Candy”

  1. Vicki (Jen's Mom) on August 15th, 2008 2:48 pm

    Jennifer turn on the TV!!! Check out Michael Phelps swimming for the United States. He’s breaking Olympic records that have stood for years. He’s been called the best Oympic athlete ever.
    Goggle his name and look at “Images” There’s a picture from popstarsplus.com and a Time Magazine cover. These are HOT
    Olympic star photos………..and he’s American.
    Let’s hear it for the red white and blue.

    popstarsplus.com

  2. jen on August 15th, 2008 5:18 pm

    Are you really my mom? I honestly can’t tell if you are that excited or if some clever spammer at popstarsplus.com is impersonating my mother. Which should be illegal.

    It’s like I’m Bambi, wandering, lost, in the blog forest: “Are you my mommy?”

    Jen

  3. Kenny on August 15th, 2008 7:35 pm

    Jeez.

    You are miiiighty visual here lately.

  4. Vicki (Jen's Mom) on August 16th, 2008 2:46 pm

    Vicki: “I am your Mother.”
    Jen: “No…No…That’s not true. That’s not possible.”
    Vicki: “Search your being, you know it to be true.”
    Jen: NO!……………………………
    Jen, I am indeed your Darth Mother. Accept it and may the force be with you.

  5. Janice on August 16th, 2008 7:04 pm

    Too many pervs in the kitchen ruin the soup!!!

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