I am my own mirror image

September 8, 2008

I shot a web commercial on Friday, and the hairstylists decided my hair should be parted on the right, not the left.  ”It gives you a more younger look,” said one stylist.  ”With a sort of twist.”

I know no one but me (and possibly my mother) would ever notice that my hair is parted on the wrong side, but it feels profoundly weird to me.  Also, my bangs are so trained to go their usual way that I spent all day cocking my head to the left to keep them on their new trajectory. My neck hurts.

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Comments

5 Responses to “I am my own mirror image”

  1. bobvis on September 8th, 2008 1:15 pm

    You are confident that the hairstylist isn’t just lording her power over you?

    I think in her position some people would. Why not have your fun with the world?

  2. Michael on September 8th, 2008 10:18 pm

    From the photograph, it appears she may be right. But what I wonder is, after you get used to it and stop having to compensate for the odd feeling, will it still have that look? Does the “younger look” come mostly from the style, or from the difference in the way you hold your head?

    Not that it matters — you look great either way. Still, I’m curious.

  3. jen on September 9th, 2008 5:28 am

    Michael! Nice to hear from you. Do young people cock their heads at particular angles? This deserves further study, and federal funding.

  4. hoverFrog on September 9th, 2008 1:30 pm

    Young people clearly haven’t been bent and twisted by years of disappointment and stress. They must walk about with their jolly little heads stuck up in the air, walking into things and getting in the way of old people who they cannot even see.

    If your hair still feels “wrong” I suggest wearing a tiara to hold it in place.

  5. Michael on September 11th, 2008 3:52 am

    I’m not sure how young people cock their heads. I think it’s probably just a subtle overtone of posture — I can’t claim to really have any evidence other than intuition for it.

    It would certainly be more worthy of federal funding than many of the things which currently receive such funds. I say you should apply. :-)

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