Hallmark Has My Number
December 6, 2008
My aunt sent me a card that looks suspiciously like how I imagine myself to look in my dreams. But with a dog. Here’s the card and the photo of me that looks most like the card:

My mom noted that the colors of the dress and chair are reversed. My cartoon waist is so thin I can only consume non-viscous liquids.
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