Empty Red Envelopes

April 22, 2009

images.jpegPro-lifers have been sending empty red envelopes to the White House to protest abortion.  Funny, “empty red envelope” describes basically how I’d like to keep my uterus at this time, thankyouverymuch.  Complete with “Forever” stamp.

I can only wonder if this supposedly grassroots movement was cooked up by the U. S. Postal Service.  How can we get people to send more mail — while making as little work for us as possible?  What if they all send it to the same address … and if it doesn’t arrive, they never actually know about it … and oh, all the envelopes are totally empty, just to save on gas for our fleet of DC-area postal trucks.  But I wonder who would ever fall for this scheme?!

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